Hey Scruffy – I’ve
Got Bad News!
To all you men now growing
scruff on your faces – I’ve got bad news.
Do girls want to kiss you? NO! Scratchy, scruffy, speckely, peppery. But what is women’s real anxiety? If you no longer bother to shave, well, maybe
you -- uh -- don’t bother to bath?
Women have not yet come to
grips with tattoos. But take heart, girls, at least when their rationality
returns, they can at least shave off their stubble to take back their real identity.
Why is this happening? Is it an Armageddon preoccupation? May 21st,
2011 has passed and you’re still here -- and unshaven -- but 12/21/2012
still looms out there. Will you not
shave until 12/22/2012? Women will just
have to stay around and wait…
Patricia Moloney Dugas
No comments:
Post a Comment